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http://www.facebook.com/opportunisticsrilankan</description><title>Too cool for school.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ethnicspice)</generator><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>formspring.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.formspring.me/viddlesticks"&gt;formspring.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/455945409</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/455945409</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:29:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Bink was having sex.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytupgCNj81qaepuho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bink was having sex.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/428834852</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/428834852</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:08:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Why I hate people who start their own bands and stuff.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;A) 14194819481 people can sing too sweetheart.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;B)1481948194819414819 people can play instruments too.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;C)419481948194981 know how to support, afford, and maintain the &amp;#8220;techie shit&amp;#8221; you pride your sweet little ass on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;D) You&amp;#8217;re wasting your time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This was a post from Vid, the dream killing ninja.&lt;img src="http://devilsgarage.com/blog/images/zombie_ninja_killer.jpg" width="400" height="300"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/427279972</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/427279972</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:41:00 -0500</pubDate><category>hate</category><category>bands</category><category>ninja</category><category>funny</category></item><item><title>There was a cat fight at school Today. I'm good friends with one of them. Wooo, now AP Lit is going to be lonelier.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://rinarika.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/catfight-758695.jpg" width="488" height="598"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/427275830</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/427275830</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:39:00 -0500</pubDate><category>woman</category><category>fight</category><category>catfight</category><category>school</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyscheK36C1qaepuho1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/427271321</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/427271321</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:36:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I am addicted to this video.
I don’t even know why.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3taEuL4EHAg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I am addicted to this video.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t even know why.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/418451892</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/418451892</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:44:00 -0500</pubDate><category>music</category><category>kesha</category></item><item><title>Hot bitch.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/K-PxGuCRRZs?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hot bitch.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/418172884</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/418172884</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 15:18:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Liked 69 posts"</title><description>“Liked 69 posts”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Tumblr&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/417239246</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/417239246</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 03:47:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>When my friends break up with people</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m the one who uses hours of her life to make the person feel better.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That&amp;#8217;s good karma right there.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/417237713</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/417237713</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 03:46:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>A few reasons I hate formspring.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;1) People can take on different personas and ask you the creepiest questions.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2) Apparently report spam doesn&amp;#8217;t block people like it said it would.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3) I feel harrassed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4) I can&amp;#8217;t stop because it&amp;#8217;s so goshdarn addicting.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/414433621</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/414433621</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 21:32:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>herpty derpty sat on a wall</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bostonmassacre.tumblr.com/post/412405410/herpty-derpty-sat-on-a-wall"&gt;bostonmassacre&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;herpty derpty had a big fall&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;all the medications,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and all the vaccines&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Couldn&amp;#8217;t fix herpty derpty again.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/412407780</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/412407780</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 22:02:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Too cool for school.: I feel like sharing. 5 random facts.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/412397063/i-feel-like-sharing-5-random-facts"&gt;Too cool for school.: I feel like sharing. 5 random facts.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bostonmassacre.tumblr.com/post/412401069/too-cool-for-school-i-feel-like-sharing-5-random"&gt;bostonmassacre&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1-I’ve never had a college related conversation with people from my previous two high schools. That’s because our conversations tend to involve people we once knew, or vulgar stuff. I know, hard to believe.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2-I freak out about everything I plan. EVERYTHING. and when the slightest thing goes wrong…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that crush thing&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that just makes me hate you a little bit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Tell me about it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Makin’ some progress then my ” morals and parents expectations” ruins it all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I WANT TO BE IN THE SHOW WORLDS STRICTEST PARENTS.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/412405660</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/412405660</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 22:01:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I feel like sharing. 5 random facts.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;1-I&amp;#8217;ve never had a college related conversation with people from my previous two high schools. That&amp;#8217;s because our conversations tend to involve people we once knew, or vulgar stuff. I know, hard to believe.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2-I freak out about everything I plan. EVERYTHING. and when the slightest thing goes wrong or not as i planned i get pissed off.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3-I think agnostic people are idiots. Pick a religion.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4-The longest I&amp;#8217;ve had a crush last was 7 school days.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;5-I learned pig Latin from my friend Stephen Vorvolakos? in 6th grade.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/412397063</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/412397063</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 21:57:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I think I'm going to be a proper asian.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;And believe in karma, and actually be a nice person. Starting right now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh man. Vid isn&amp;#8217;t going to be a bitch anymore. shocker.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="500" width="500" src="http://gurdjieffbooks.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/instant-karma.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/412316545</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/412316545</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 21:20:37 -0500</pubDate><category>karma</category><category>nice</category></item><item><title>I think I'm done talking to mean people, even if it's for a self gain cause. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="484" width="500" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3567/3373720570_efe457cd6d.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/412312805</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/412312805</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 21:18:49 -0500</pubDate><category>mean</category><category>funny</category><category>photo</category><category>school</category></item><item><title>Clean and Clear is a work of god.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;For the first time better, I bought facial products, that aren&amp;#8217;t make up.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My mother told me my face looks plastic.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="354" width="470" src="http://www.piercemattie.com/blogs/plumping_parties_plastic_su.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/409692197</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/409692197</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:41:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>oh hey.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="375" width="500" src="http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1185211630-1176056934797.b.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/409689092</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/409689092</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:39:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>A lot people nowadays...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;are really plain looking. The same kinda hair. The same style. The same face shapes. The same facial features. The same body types.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;COME ON GUYS START LOOKING DIFFERENT.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;img height="500" width="336" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RHWDJ164L.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/408541460</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/408541460</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 00:46:40 -0500</pubDate><category>plain</category></item><item><title>I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION: copying ariel</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bostonmassacre.tumblr.com/post/408379836/copying-ariel"&gt;I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION: copying ariel&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;haha. I had a crush on Ben too!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But this was for like a day. or less. the first week of junior year.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/408431863</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/408431863</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 23:44:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Copying Kat Lawson.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kindergarten:&lt;/b&gt; I cried the first day. I had adorable black curls.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;First Grade:&lt;/b&gt; I remember I went to a sleepover once. I was tinier than most. I had a crush on this kid Caleb who was first grade sweethearts with Susan.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Second Grade:&lt;/b&gt; I never got the handwriting award, or the poetry award. I was dumb in England. I used to get chased by all the little guys as we tried to get things from the oak tree.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Third Grade&lt;/b&gt;: I looked like I was in kindergarten. I wore dresses and pig tails everyday. I had my favorite teacher- Ms. Eisner- tell me I was gifted in math.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fourth Grade:&lt;/b&gt; I got flabby. I don&amp;#8217;t remember much. My best friend was Lihi, she recently found me on facebook. She&amp;#8217;s slutty now. Like all my other friends from elementary school.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fifth Grade:&lt;/b&gt; They told me I wouldn&amp;#8217;t get into Mark Twain under math. They were wrong. My best friend was Maggie, we fought over Bratz dolls. I hated Abhay. I went to kumon daily.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sixth Grade:&lt;/b&gt; The three worst years of my life began. I didn&amp;#8217;t like boys. I was small. I didn&amp;#8217;t know what puberty was.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Seventh Grade&lt;/b&gt;: I was only average at school. I hated being asian. I didn&amp;#8217;t like boys. I was small and my hair was frizzy and my mom never told me i had to look decent. I still didn&amp;#8217;t know what puberty was.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Eighth Grade&lt;/b&gt;: I was still small. I hit puberty wooop. MY MOM DIDNT EXPLAIN SHIT TO ME. I DIDNT KNOW WHAT SEX WAS. This was the worst year of my life. my grades hit rock bottom. My friends were trashy and shitty. But, I got into Bronx Science.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Freshman Year:&lt;/b&gt; I got attractive. And apparently i was &amp;#8220;slutty.&amp;#8221; I also had a 75% average. But, i made friends I kept.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sophomore Year:&lt;/b&gt; Crop cut my hair. Got into debate. Got smart. Starting giving a shit about my future. But i made best friends there. People I still talk to.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Junior Year:&lt;/b&gt; The bangs started. I met Amal. Got really involved into asl. lost my sense of humor. turned into a pretentious bitch. and dated someone weird. And at the end, my act was a 30. So, a bit of improvement.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Senior Year: &lt;/b&gt;Anticipation over college. Trying really hard to be a nice person, especially after what went down in Asia and volunteering this summer. oh, and my boobs shrunk. I&amp;#8217;m really to be a super nerd now.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/408408615</link><guid>http://ethnicspice.tumblr.com/post/408408615</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 23:32:00 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
